Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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