do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
