It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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