From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
