that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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