Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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