The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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