I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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