Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
It's just like the Real World with babies
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Congratulations! We have a period
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