So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I just had sex on a roof
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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