It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
