Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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