Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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