You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
zippers are such a cool invention
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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