thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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