Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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