So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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