my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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