I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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