is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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