Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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