Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
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