can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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