I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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