We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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