Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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