You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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