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fucking a dude

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i mean: fucking a, dude

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wow, that comma made all the difference there

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(407): View more from Florida

Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?

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(778): View more from British Columbia

we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever

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(404): View more from Georgia

You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.

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(806): View more from Texas

Two words Indian burn...

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What did she think it was, a shake weight?

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(443): View more from Maryland

Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face

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(307): View more from Wyoming

We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??

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