Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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