I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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