Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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