I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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