erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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