The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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