.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Randomize
