party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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