The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i dont even know how to be here
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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