YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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