i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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