I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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