he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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