fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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