i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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