WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
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