its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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