im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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