you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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