Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Randomize
