Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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