so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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