There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
